I Have Been Robbed

I woke up at 4:40 AM and found that I have been robbed.My recent treasured asset that I gained unexpectedly the day before has been stolen.
I didn’t get to enjoy it much.
How did the thief get into my house?
Was it through the back or front door?
I believe it was through the window.
I slept on the couch whilst watching a movie on the tele.
In hind sight I should have just gone to the bedroom.
Should I call the police?
What will they be able to do about this?
I don’t believe they are qualified to deal with my unique case.
God being so good my phone was not stolen.
I guess I should be grateful.
If you find the thief that stole my sleep this early morning, please contact me for I am not done with it.
– Hondred Percent
Inspired by my waking up today unexpectedly and being unable to go back to sleep

10 Replies to “I Have Been Robbed”

  1. 🙂 For some of us this is a near-daily occurrence. Here are some tips to help you:
    1. Cut out things that emit blue light (TV, Phones, Screens etc.) about half an hour before bed time. The blue light messes up your brains natural sleep cycle
    2. If you wake up DON’T LOOK AT YOUR PHONE (see above)
    3. If you’ve been awake for more than 30 minutes, get up and do something until you feel sleepy again (which can sometimes take a really long time). Staying awake in bed is just punishment. I find reading a book or doing something mundane helps or some light yoga
    Chale – it sucks though! Sorry ok x

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